1. Anna Kendrick
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 1, 2013
Beyonce = everything. I'm dying. I've died. I am dead. #IRegretNothing
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 4, 2013"You can't just ask people if they're strippers" - real things my friends say to me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 21, 2014
2. Ezra Koenig
don't name ur daughter Penny - she will grow up thinking she ain't worth shit. name her Sacagawea - a strong woman worth a hundred pennies
— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) February 15, 2014I only drink the finest wine and I only watch the finest Harlem Shake videos. please don't send me links to trash - my palette is refined
— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) February 28, 2013
I don't mind that it took u 2+ hrs to respond to my text...as long as u were in the library researching, drafting & editing said text
— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) January 2, 2014
3. Ed Sheeran
It upsets me when restaurants think they are too good for ketchup. No one is too good for ketchup. Ketchup is too good for you.
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) September 16, 2013I want burgers, plural.
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) August 17, 2013
named no.1 worst dressed male in GQ, glad they noticed
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) January 2, 2013
PMS = tearing up at a montage at the end of 'Ice Loves Coco'
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) January 17, 2013
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) December 4, 2013
There is no better feeling than remembering you have popsicles
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) January 4, 2014
5. Mindy Kaling
I think I was the only person who ate food at the bbq I was at today - and I'm fine with that - I just want everyone to know that I know.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 28, 2013Tonight's episode of "Breaking Bad" called "Say My Name" did not feature an appearance Beyonce, and I was ok with it. I must love this show!
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 27, 2012this whole foods frozen indian tv dinner i just ate is terrible, why did I never learn to cook the cuisine of my ancestors
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 24, 2013
6. Jack Barakat
Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say "You are the prettiest princess in all the land". I do it once a week
— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) April 13, 2012I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this
— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) May 6, 2013I wonder if I have any kids
— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) November 24, 2013
7. Maude Apatow
High school is great- today I hit my head on a tampon dispenser and inhaled some sort of moth
— Maude Apatow (@maudeapatow) March 5, 2014I thought it was my sister listening to Frozen, but it was my dad
— Maude Apatow (@maudeapatow) February 10, 2014Still weirded out by how many 11 year old boys with very styled hair and nice teeth are on the Instagram popular page
— Maude Apatow (@maudeapatow) February 7, 2014
8. Bo Burnham
— Bo Burnham (@boburnham) July 6, 2013LADIES: don't be on your phones so much. it's unattractive. GUYS: I just distracted the ladies, steal their phones now!!! MORE PHONES 4 US!!
— Bo Burnham (@boburnham) May 30, 2013
Okay, seriously, who opened the portal between our universe and the Grand Theft Auto universe and let Pitbull through?
— Bo Burnham (@boburnham) January 3, 2013